Fun with Fracturing Fairytales

The fairytale I've chosen to fracture is one many of you may have at least heard of. It is the tale how the frog prince. However, my spin is that which comically emphasizes the idea of bestiality at it's best. There are no lewd scenes in the fairytale. A parent could still read such to their child...their eldest child (wink, wink), without causing discomfort or misunderstanding. Not much discretion is needed to view. This is a mere poke at the popular fairytale, with a few played upon words and situations.